Jalapeno Popper Tortilla Cone Dip Ring

Sick of the inevitable, crushing embarrassment when you're throwing a party and your food is rubbish? Sick of the deep existential blush that mars your cheeks as you lay down yet another wretched tray of anodyne snacks in front of your incredulous pals? Fear not, my friend - the end of your misery has come at last. Look no further than this Jalapeno Popper Dip Ring - its magnificent to behold and doesn't taste too bad either.